fuck you lottery
when everything that is in your life has turned to sh-t, congratulations! you’ve won f-ck you lottery!
it is the only lottery that you are guaranteed to win.
jon, just won f-ck you lottery yesterday when he wrecked his car, found his girlfriend banging another guy before he was going to announce that he was diagnosed with brain cancer.
(he would of told his parents but they eaten by a bear earlier that morning while camping)
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