fuckation
a vacation with your fwb (preferably somewhere tropical) where you plan to do nothing but have s-x, drink, and lay on the beach.
next week i’m heading to jamaica for a f-ckation with that booty call i met last month.
a short trip with the sole purpose of f-cking. there may be little to no sleep involved in a f-ckation.
wanna hook up? i need a f-ckation.
a much-needed vacation taken by married people, without their children, allowing plenty of opportunity for s-xual intercourse.
“i’m so tired of being interrupted by the kids every time i’m trying to get laid, it’s about time the mrs. and i take a little f-ckation.”
described as a vacation you really don’t want to take. if you’d rather close your face in a car door, you are on a f-ckation. it can always be a cr-ppy vacation in hindsight. it can also be with a bunch of people who you can’t stand (i.e. family members) who in general, you’d like to kill. if you envision a serial killer spicing up the vacation, this is also a f-ckation.
“we went camping in the woods this weekend. what a f-ckation.”
a type of vacation where the goal is not to shop, go to museums or to visit theme parks- the only goal is to…f-ck-a lot.
works best if it is well-planned and your f-ckee or f-cker plans to go with you.
dude, i wish i was still with sally- i sure could use a f-ckation too!
taking a vacation at home with your special ladyfriend and saving money by never leaving the bed.
i don’t have any money for our anniversary so we’re going to stay home and have a f-ckation instead.
applicable only to bachelors/married men whose jobs are away from their girlfriends/wives…aka overseas workers…aka blueballers.
this is the time of year they can finally have s-x since they can’t get any in the rat-holes they’re in…aka the middle east.
also called “annual oilchange”.
1. d-cky’s so excited about his f-ckation he’s already humping while going down the plane.
2. i know how excited he was about his f-ckation i advised him to wear a condom before entering the airport.
after 30-days…
me: “hey d-cky, how’s f-ckation?”
d-cky: “oh man, i can’t wait for another one next year…”
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