fuckbed
the second of two beds in a hotel room used explicitly for the purpose of f-cking, not sleeping, without regard to how, what, or where body fluids are deposited
d-mn t-dawg, we need to get out of this f-ckbed and get some sleep before i get dehydrated
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- Symmesticles
n, a pair of t-st-cl-s perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree. “my gosh, i’ve never seen such t-st-cl-s. they’re so balanced and even and….symmetrical. they are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles i’ve ever laid eyes on.”
- synaptically challenged
describing someone of less than optimal cerebral functioning. is it me or is our waiter a little synaptically challenged?
- salty malt
the best thing to wash down a meal of a hearty tube steak. i was so thirsty after working on that tube steak that i slurrped down that salty malt in seconds.
- San Francisco Sundae
a variation of tea bagging with a tasty twist. the t-st-cl-s (the nuts) are placed in the eye sockets with the flaccid p-n-s (the banana) draped gently over the mouth. often used as a party joke by immature bi-curious frat boys. performed by intoxicated fraternity brothers, on unconscious victims, usually other men.
- sanitation engineer
a garbage man daddy when i grow up to be a man i want to be a sanitation engineer so i can pick up garbage.