Fuckbroke
as life teaches you who and what to care about, you just run out of f-cks to give. “i don’t give a f-ck” has turned into, “i can’t give a f-ck, because i am just f-ckbroke.”
kim posts pics of herself with my friends having fun and they didn’t invite me again. at this point in my life, i can’t care anymore because i am just f-ckbroke.
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