fuckdammit
exclaimation of great misfortune.
first used when i dropped a bottle of indian ink on a carpet and came out of my mouth without any cognitive effort on my part. it literally invented itself and has since been well worth the cost of some hardwood flooring.
(face it, ‘gosh darn it, ive ruined another carpet’ -it’s just never gonna happen.)
youve scratched my car f-ckdammit.
a combination of “f-ck” and dammit” used in extreme frustration or depression
parents: son u got straight f’s on your report card
son: f-ckdammit….
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