Fuckdialing
verb: to accidentally dial someone with your cellphone by putting pressure on your phone during s-x, causing the listener to hear the sounds of you having s-x with someone. happens when you leave your phone on the bed, or it falls out of your pocket and on to the backseat of a car, onto the couch, etc.
f-ckdialing example: “me and this girl were banging on her couch and her knee ended up on top of her cellphone–she totally f-ckdialed her mom. after we finished we suddenly heard this tiny voice saying ‘h-llo? h-llo?’ she was mortified.”
making unintended phone calls while f-cking. generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random b-ttons to be pressed during s-x.
similar to -ss dial.
after f-ck dialing girlfriends other boyfriend last night at 2am, he got a little p-ssed.
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