Fucked By a Rusty Spoon
#1. a phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or -ssignment. used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting f-cked by a rusty spoon.
#2. a term of excitement, surprise, or awe.
#1a. i’d rather get f-cked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.
#1b. mom: “daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!”
daniel: “i’d prefer getting f-cked by a rusty spoon than do that!”
#2. brianna: “i won a trip to the bahamas!”
will: “well i’ll be f-cked by a rusty spoon, that’s great!”
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