Fucked by bears


about the worst thing you can possibly imagine. being f-cked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.

phrase popularized by the character bubbles on the hit canadian mock-mentary “trailerpark boys”
bubbles: i mean they could be lost, or there’s a distinct possibility that they’ve been f-cked by bears.
julian: i’m starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
bubbles: that’s what i’m saying, maybe they got f-cked by bears.
julian: no, something worse.
bubbles: what’s worse than getting f-cked by bears?

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