Fucked Flat
the state of being f-cked so many times and having so many -rg-sms (etc) that dehydration may ensue to the point of death if it continues caused by repeated and non stop -rg-sms!
i was so f-cked flat in that group s-x orgy and with the 8 guys who f-cked me over and over in that g-ngb-ng, that i may have to go to the hospital for dehydration and get fluids through an iv or i shall die for sure! what a wonderful night/day/weekend with all the -rg-sms i had with so so many, many people who would not stop.
did i mention is could cause me death through too much pleasure for sure?
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