fucked in half
being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above sh-t-faced and step below death.
man1: dude i was f-cked in half last night.
man2: were you able to drive home?
man1: f-ck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door kn-bs.
3 more definitions
see sh-thoused
really really drunk
jack came over to the party and he was already f-cked-in-half!
1- excessively drunk or inebriated.
2-drunk feeling where one “can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like.”
3-nothing can stop me drunk
at this point i am f-cked-in-half drunk, and want to sleep with basically anything with a v-g-n-.
it means really f-ckin drunk
we were drinkin and i got f-cked in half
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