Fucked in the eye
the result of an adverse situation one has encountered. usually the result of someone elses behaviour.
leaves you feeling as if someone has literally removed your eyeball, and inserted their genitalia into your gaping socket for their own enjoyment, with minimal concern for yourself.
you can even do this to yourself if your own behaviour warrants.
“adrian felt f-cked in the eye by richard”
“gary f-cked himself in the eye by not revising for his exam”
“matthew has a habit of f-cking everything in the eye”
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