Fucked nine ways to Sunday
an expression used when an action or situation has not only f-cked or will f-ck you in multiple ways, but will leave you f-cked for a long time afterwards.
i just got fired from my job and i’m late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards i’m never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and i still owe bob a new grill when i ran it over drunk driving last weekend. i’m f-cked nine ways to sunday.
cop: sir, i need you to pop the trunk.
guy: got a search warrant?
cop: right here.
guy: i’m f-cked nine ways to sunday…
john: dude, brock lesnar’s at the door waiting for you. says he’s real p-ssed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
bob: oh sh-t, that’s who that was?
john: …dude, you’re f-cked nine ways to sunday.
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