fucker’s dozen
when one male has s-xual relations with twelve females simultaneously.
while laying on an -ssless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects t-st-cl-s. the (3)female under the -ssless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) another female will be preforming a mustache ride. with the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. one will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. the same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
-note please see vulcan, mustache ride, teabag, tossing salad
i just had myself a f-cker’s dozen with the entire new england patriots cheerleading squad last night!!
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