Fucketh Thine Self
to order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. living room, restroom, wendy’s, or a random corn field). it is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one’s left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.
also known as: “go f-ck yourself: the king james version”
jackson: marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of castaway’s?
marston: yes, mr. jackson, it is.
jackson: are you gonna get up in there?
marston: yes, mr. jackson. and i feel that perhaps i may vomit.
jackson: f-cketh thine self!
marston: done. carry on.
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