fuckeyed


so drunk that your eyes cant focus anymore.your balance is also effected , usally resulting in injury to yourself or inflicked by someone you almost bowled over on the way to the toilet.
did you see gaz last night? he was so f-ck eyed , he had a p-ss in hand sink in the female toilets
to be extremely drunk. term coined off the fact that when this occurs your eyes are half shut and you look like a maggot for the rest of the night.

sarah downed an entire gl-ss of straight rum and was totally f-ckeyed for the rest of the night.

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