FuckFace
a person who, eloquently speaking, is such a complete and utterly disgrace to mankind. otherwise, if he is a friend, this is a compliment
i can’t believe you, you are such a f-ckface.
hey f-ckface!!
someone you don’t like
get out my way f-ck face
a person with a face that instantly p-sses you off the moment you see it and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.
examples of f-ck faces would be spoiled rich kids that smirk, irish kids with the pushed-in pug and freckles, and teenagers who look down their noses at you.
president bush is a real f-ck face.
can tommy o’leary fit anymore freckles on that f-ck face?
don’t eyeball me f-ck face or i’ll knock your -ss into next tuesday!
a friendly reference to a friend, or a slang term used to describe someone you don’t paticularly care for.
“hey whats up f-ckface?” or
“yeah whatever you say, f-ckface.”
a derogatory term meant to be insulting to the recipient.
hey, you stupid f-ck face, get your -ss in gear.
one h-ll of a stupid f-cker.
an ugly dumb-ss pr-ck.
hey f-ckface, you got a face like a f-ck!
a person with p-n-ses for eyes. very inconvenient, as you can imagine, but perhaps they could be of use in the p-rn industry.
my friend kevin once said to me, in a fit of drunken stupidity, “dude, i wish my eyes were p-n-ses!”
lo and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.
he soon found himself standing on street corners, dest-tude and holding up a cardboard sign that read “please be my friend” while civilians p-ssed by and laughed, for he couldn’t hide his erections, and when limp, his new p-n-s-eyes looked hideous as ever. kevin sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.
truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: be careful what you wish for!
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