fuckfail
: an otherwise antic-p-ted, fantasized about, physically needed,
or l-sted for– act of s-x with your person of choice…
fails miserably when attempted.
it is not bound by lack of -rg-sm, just where everything goes wrong, someone’s skills are all off, one embar-sses themself,
something distracts them, or a fight-mid coitus or foreplay—
stalls things out.
s-x= closed….
utterly depressing and frustrating, s-x left you wanting…
and a ‘f-ckfail’ branded in your head.
b-lls…blue.
emotions….screwed…better than you were this nite.
” just had another f-ckfail w/ ben tonite. he seems to have forgotten how to tickle my freak show spots…it just killed it…”
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