Fuckin’ Friday


an excuse for taking part in an abnormal, surprising, or otherwise strange activity due to the stress relief and joy of the week being complete on a friday night.
1. george: “dude, what the h-ll are you riding a scooter around town with a pizza at midnight for?!!”

you: “it’s f-ckin’ friday, george. it’s f-ckin’ friday.”

2. george: “why the h-ll are you going to jump off of that bridge dude?!!”

you: “it’s f-ckin’ friday, george. it’s f-ckin’ friday.”
n. a weekly holiday in which all partic-p-nts say the word “f-ck” as much as possible
person 1: “dude, what day is it?”
person 2: “it’s f-ckin friday, f-cktard.”
person 3: “oh f-ck, it is f-ckin friday.”

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