fuckineyetee
(f-ckin i.t.)
the first words you hear when the internet goes down at work, therefore stopping all web browsing.
worker1: f-ckineyetee!! g-ddamit!!
worker2: what’s the matter?
worker1: internet is down!
worker2: oh thats because i.t. is putting in a new server.
worker1: f-ckineyetee…can’t they do that on a weekend?
worker2: you were looking at p-rn again, huh?
worker1: yeah…
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