fucking cigarette
the difference between a regular cigarette and a “f-cking” cigarette, is that a regular cigarette is smoked at will, and casually. a f-cking cigarette, usually becomes a f-cking cigarette due to the fact that the smoker has not gotten the chance to pop outside for a cigarette in a long time, and is typically smoked very quickly due to a lack of time. a cigarette can also become a “f-cking cigarette” when its the first cigarette after a very long and hard work shift.
i hate airports… you cant smoke on the planes… its been 12 hours now and if you’ll excuse me im going to go have a f-cking cigarette.
wow dude thank god you came in, ive been stuck behind the desk for about three hours straight and now if you’ll excuse me im going to pop out for a f-cking cigarette.
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