fucking cousin
n. a relative so distant it is safe to engage in s-xual relations without fear of incest.
she’s dating her cousin, but don’t worry, he’s a not a kissing cousin, more of a f-cking cousin.
a cousin so distant it is safe to f-ck without fear of inbreeding. any cousin past third-removed.
third cousins, fourth cousins, fifth cousins, and so on are considered “f-cking cousins”.
read: matt and tony lovato
last night i caught those f-cking cousins!
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