fucking monkey

a black person that is really loud, oboxious and annoying
shuttup you f-cking monkey!
>n. (pl. f-cking monkeys)
2 the nature conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in february 8, 2010 that pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. behavioural -n-lysts of the nature conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a “pest to wildlife, even humans.” at maturity, the f-cking monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a “mate” (prey). if the prey is h-m- sapien, the f-cking monkey proceeds to figuratively “latch on” to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. the unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. pan pugnus will then “break up”, or latch off from its victim. finished prey will be nothing but a sh-ll, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
me – “that f-cking monkey is so ugly…”

you – “it’s because it metamorphosed.”

me – -vomit-
>n. (pl. f-cking monkeys)
1 the third extant species of ape in the genus pan, f-cking monkeys (pan pugnus) are a close relative of common chimpanzees (pan troglodytes) and bon-bos (pan paniscus). like all great apes, f-cking monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of humans (h-m- sapien). but unlike most members of the hominidae family, f-cking monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. it is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, f-cking monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. it should also be noted that f-cking monkeys are considered “least concern (lc)” status in the iucn red list of threatened species. studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.

-origin
mid 16th cent.: may be of germanic origin, and latin “pugus” or “fist”.
me – “that f-cking monkey! lets hunt it down with a 1000-fps using pointed-pellets.”

you – “no, we can’t do that. if we do it, animal rights activists will press charges on us!”

me – “no one likes f-cking monkeys. don’t you know they are pests? they siphon time and money away!”

you – “won’t the ‘prey’ become enraged?”

me – “soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life.”

you – “i will pay half the price.”

me – “f-ggot f-ck, you owe me a 20.”