fucking oats
kiwi slang, a distortion of f-cking oath.
an extremely positive affirmation of agreement or awe.
person 1: “man that’s a tough sparrow!”
person 2: “f-cking oats!” or “oats, bro!”
a vastly unnecessary late night shopping trip.
person 1: i want to make cookies despite the fact that its two am. but we need to buy oats first.
person 2: i refuse to go buy any f-cking oats
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