Fucking the Meat Man
a girl walks in to a meat shop for produce and gets more than that. she asks the man for him to sit on her face while he smears meat juice alll over her face. then she gets steak, wraps it around his d-ck and chomps it off. later she gets a butcher knife and they become blood brothers. (no lone wolves]
“i was f-cking the meat man. “
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