fucking whatsherface
a pr-noun with similar usage to she or her; a great pen name if you write for ehow.com
susan (wife): my sister’s friends anna, joanie, and miriam might be meeting us all at applebee’s tonight to use up that giftcard, too.
ron (husband): don’t tell me f-cking whatsherface is coming. no, no, no. this is bullsh-t. it’s going to be like work. i hate this. i don’t think i wanna go.
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