fuckiversary
the anniversary of the first time you slept together.
sarah: yesterday was our f-ckiversary. our first date anniversary is next week.
erica: wow, you waited almost a year!
sarah: not exactly…
(f-ck-uh-verse-ary) the anniversary date of the first time you and a certain person fornicated.
n: “really? it hasn’t been that long since we started seeing eachother…”
d: “yeah, it has, its been about three months… you forgot when we first f-cked?”
n: “sh-t, i forgot our f-ck anniversary… our f-ckiversary. tomorrow, f-ckiversary begins.”
d: “ok, were the … 21st of each month.”
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