fuckjack


a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a f-ckjack (a drink) -ssists in the spreading of a girls thighs.
i can’t score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few f-ckjacks to loosen her up.
kind of like f-cktard, f-ckhead, stupid f-cking idiot, only better since without the “r-t-rd” of connotation inherent in “f-cktard” and not as lame as douchbag/douche, etc.
“how about those f-ckjacks (n.) who try to force their entire torso into the subway doors before they close?”

also, as a verb:

“to describe the action of jacking the subway door open and scr-w-ng everybody else. “i totally f-ckjacked my way onto the train this morning, and then some dude in a cape took a boot to my sternum.”
a word to define someone for whom the word “jackf-ck” does not do his/her true description justice
“neil, you…you…f-ckjack.”

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