Fuckjunk
1.frivolous purchases made during a recession.
2. marital aids
1. my wife wanted to purchase platinum grills for her chihuahuas, but i said, “biiiitch pleeease…don’t go wastin’ my good money on that f-ckjunk”
2. when me and my girl have s-x, we always pull out our big bucket of f-ckjunk. you know…p-rno’s, lube, condoms, vibrators and other marital aid type sh-t.
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