fuckle up


the act of putting on protection before s-x, such as a condom.

derived from “buckle up”, which is the act of securing safety straps before driving a car.
“baby i’m gonna plow you like a foot of snow.”
“don’t forget to f-ckle up first!”
“of course – it’s the law”

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