fucklore
when somebody embellishes their s-xual encounters, until it sounds like something that is definitely made up.
d-ck #1: hey dude, did you hear that tim did 8 chicks at the same time.
d-ck #2: yeah, man. but i don’t think it’s true. it’s definitely f-cklore.
1. s-x advice shared verbally and handed down as truth. usually spread by virginal 14 year old boys that wish to appear more s-xually savvy than they actually are. this advice is not only ridiculous, but can often be dangerous.
2. bragging about s-xual exploits while talking to other men in order to foster an image of being a s-xual tyrannosaurus. it is commonly accepted as being utter bullsh-t by the other people listening.
1. dude, i heard that right after you f-ck a sk-nk bareback if you pee on your hands and scrub your d-ck with it, you’ll totally not get herpes.
2. jim: “do you really buy that sh-t about him getting it on with her older sister and her friend?”
marvin: “f-ck no man, that’s just part of tommy’s f-ck lore.”
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