fuckmaster 3000
the sacred f-ck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones v-g-n-l or -n-l complex or the encas-m-nt of a c-ck. it may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin’n’flickin. overall the funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!
julie, i just got the new f-ckmaster 3000 for little timmy. oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!
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