fuckmile


the length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his p-n-s one mile in the reference frame of the v-g-n- while having intercourse.

the following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2-(penile length)) – (average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. the units of average thrust time will determine the units of the f-ckmile.
man, i was waiting at the dmv for like 3 f-ckmiles yesterday.

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