fuckparcel
1.) r-t-rd, dumb-ss, moron
someone lacking the mental capacity to write their own name without spelling it out loud
2.) a large package of “f-ck” or collection of “f-ck”
greg: sheat, why did i park in those handicapped spots?
cop: nice park job, f-ckparcel. you scored yourself a ticket. bow.
f-ckparcel describes a s-xual position where the receiving partner in intercourse is folded into a small package-like formation while being penetrated, usually on their back with knees folded close to the ears.
i folded him up into a f-ckparcel.
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