fuckshow

the highest level of absolute fiasco. an event or process where nothing goes right.
the war in iraq is a total f-ckshow.
when a situation is so f-cked, all you can do is sit back and watch the show.
this holiday sale is becoming a f-ck show. i can’t bear to try to beat the crowds myself. i just amused by how all the people are acting.
1) an unstoppable force of stupidity; something not to be f-cked with due to its r-t-rd factor; something so f-cked up that it’s best to give it a wide berth.

2) a person so f-cked up that they will derail themselves with their own moronic actions; someone who doesn’t need -ssitance in f-cking up their life; a poor decision maker.

3) a catchphrase: “n-body f-cks with the f-ckshow!” usually said by those who don’t realize that being a f-ckshow is bad.

origin: words uttered by a degenerate just before he exacted justice on a drunken hobo who was touching the hood of his minvan. after decimating the hobo and leaving him bleeding on the ground, the “f-ckshow” as he liked to refer to himself, purchased a 24 pack and left the scene. the hobo later died in hospital, and the “f-ckshow” ended up in prision, thus encomp-ssing all it means to be a f-ckshow.

4) a self deprieciating term made by someone who knows that they f-cked up bad.
“man, the nickleback concert the other night was a complete f-ckshow.”

“ted is a total f-ckshow.”

“i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again…”no one, and i mean no one, f-cks with the f-ckshow!”

“jesus christ, i am suck a f-ckshow!”
a f-ck show is someone who is a meth addict. they live their lives in a f-ck show hence the name
conversation
“wow that guys messed”
“yea he’s a total f-ck show now”
a situation or thing that is really dire.
-rs-nal lost to hull, at home. what a f-ckshow!

nicklas bendtner is the biggest f-ckshow in town. c-nt.

i wish the price of oil would stop going down, my spread bet is turning into a f-ckshow.

combination of f-ck yea and forshow…f-ckshow
“are you goin to the party tonight?”
“ohh f-ckshow!”