Fucksnort
definition: f-cksnort (n): the queef-like sound a v-g-n- makes during coitus when air is forced in by a p-n-s or similar object and then expelled around the outside of the p-n-s. this phenomenon is due to the combination of a temporary seal of air around the p-n-s inside the v-g-n- and a rapid increase in air pressure inside the v-g-n- during an inward stroke of v-g-n-l penetration. a f-cksnort typically occurs during deep, heavy penetration and can be the source of a good laugh or an awkward moment, depending on the people involved.
example: after several hours of mindless drinking on a camping trip up in north ga, eli retired to his tent to nail this girl from behind, and she let out such a big f-cksnort that john, mark, and joe could hear it in their tents. we all had a good laugh, and then eli nutted in her hair. when she didn’t complain, jack explained that “some girls just want to get f-cked”.
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