Fucktardation
a highly undesirable circ-mstance; the state in which f-cktards are doomed to continually exist. paradoxically, f-cktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of f-cktardation everywhere they go. thus, the f-cktard essentially functions as a living virus of f-cktardation.
“dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus’ place?”
“h-ll naw dawg, that joint was nothin’ but a sausage party…but the real f-cktardation didn’t start until the pigs rolled up.”
the mental state of someone who is a complete f-cking idiot.
hotcreme showed his true f-cktardation thinking he could convince me he had a v-g-n-.
richard must think we suffer from f-cktardation to believe he actually gets any -ss.
oh the f-cktardation that b-ttermilk’s will kids experience.
chuck norris took his f-cktardation out on me with his 38 special.
coming too late due to coming too late. a valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a s-xual encounter, if;
-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the s-xual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-miley cirus was attempted deported to north korea, at least in someone’s mind)
man#1: why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? we were going to the state prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!
man#2: my most thorough apologies, i experienced a moderate case of f-cktardation. she had the looks of megan fox.
you? still going dry?
man#1: fml. you are free of blame.
m#1: ah, there you are, f-cktard.
m#2: yeah, your sister was too b-tterfaced to be quicky with.
m#1: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…
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