fucktark
its a poor soul who is currently being lathered in f-ckb-tter and smacked with much fish.
fan 1: look at that fergie, she’s so fine.
fan 2: if i had my way, she’d be a f-cktark. with me. right now… my place or yours, baby??
::fan 2 is in the process of being dragged away by security::
fan 2: wait, wait! i’ve got fresh salmon!
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