Fucktastrophe
1) adj. an event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.
2) adj. a larger catastrophe than a catastrophe
dude a, “did you see that octo-mom had 8 kids?”
dude b, “yeah! and she already had 6 kids and no job and no husband!”
dude a, “now we get to pay taxes for those b-st-rds”
dude b, “what a f-cktastrophe!”
an event involving several it system or hardware failures in a short period of time. usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance.
will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level it managers.
we lost a load balancer and two servers today! it was a total f-cktastrophe!
when s-x goes horribly wrong.
dave: dude i heard you got some last night….
mike: i would have, but it was a total f-cktastrophe!
dave: whyzzat?
mike: turns out jocelyn had a huge p-n-s…. t^t
dave: xd
s-x catastrophe f-ck horrible owned
when it’s such a catastrophe that you’re f-cked.
boyfriend: “how’s your day baby?”
girlfriend: “horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a f-cktastrophe”
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