Fucktensil
any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for -ssistance during s-xual intercourse. these items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.
dude 1: “dude, why does the remote smell so funky?”
dude 2: “oh, right… that’s my girlfriend’s f-cktensil”
dude 1: -drops remote- “eeww dogg, you guys are f-cking nasty…”
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