fuckter
a term meaning worse off, more uniquely screwed up, when something is of a higher state of disorder than, when much to your displeasure something is totally beyond your control, or simply when something “more f-cked than” a stated alternative.
i left my first wife for her best friend after she and i went unescorted on a cross country trip. you know whats f-ckter? they are both still good friends.
while doing research in the holding tank back in my drinking days, i met a guy who was sitting at an intersection legally stopped and was h-t broadside by an out of control police car involved in a high speed chase. because he had two empty and 4 full beers in the car, he got arrested. nothing is more f-ckter than being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
situation very chaotic in the er last night as paris hilton was in a car accident and brought in for observation. if she had a concussion, how would you know? nothing could be f-ckter than trying to diagnose her for concussion.
much, much worse
i’m falling from this building. but what is even f-ckter is that i am completely engulfed in flames.
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