Fucktumonious
where an especially traumatic/disasterous event leads a person to realise they suffer from “terminal f-ckedness” in all their endeavours and finally accepts their fate.
a: “did you ask that girl out in the end?”
b: “yeeeeeeeah. she threw up.”
a: “really? again?”
b: “i know. -sigh- kinda a f-cktumonious moment for me.”
a: “aw, well, yeah, but there’s so many other people you could… actually this seems to happen alot to you doesn’t it?”
b: “…”
a: “still, i’m sure thing’ll turn around for you someda-”
b stabs himself with a ladle.
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