fuckwagon


an absolutely abusive and complete -sshole
call me c-nt one more time and see what i do f-ckwagon! sick of you constant abuse and -ssholery. you should be drowned in your own urine.
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one whom wields so much f-cking bullsh-t that they must have a wagon attatched to their -ss to carry it all.
eric: “hey billy, i had your mother last night.”
billy: “f-ck off eric, you’re full of sh-t.”

eric: “you know claire, i heard billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun.”

claire: “g-d billy, eric is such a f-ckwagon, why do you hang out with him?”
billy: “i don’t. who told you i hang out with him?”
claire: “he did.”
billy: “g-d, what a f-ckwagon!”
an extreme wh-r-, a prost-tute
i’m going to go hit up that f-ck wagon for a booty call.
a term of disrespect, usually similar in meaning to either wh-r-, fink or backstabber.

but usually just used at careless abandon, like douchebag or f-ggot.
michael! you, sir, are a f-ck wagon!
1)one who treats his ‘friends’ terribly, must always argue about everything.
2)one who must always be right, and always be the best at whatever is unders discussion at the given time.
3)one who might talk out both sides of their mouth, a backstabber, an -sshole.
“man, that tim has been a real f-ckwagon lately.”
“no sh-t.”

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