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• Blowing zeros

  referring to a breathalyzer. blowing through and it reads 0.00. when someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% bac guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party? guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

• Smell like Jared

  a polite way of saying someone smells like sh-t. wow! you smell like jared.

• Unpressable

  when someone cannot be pressed “when karynne tries pressing me she can’t bc unpressable”

• exwhorism

  when your friends step in to tell you that you need to get rid of your cheating girlfriend/boyfriend dude, we’re here to perform an exwhorism, your girl has been sk-nking around on you

• nootali

  stupid b-tch that thinks she’s a detective and is also a lesbian see the girl, she looks weird, what a nootali

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