fuckwod
someone who is basically a total, pure, piece of sh-t
toms proved by simply living his life that he was a total f-ckwod.
an incompetent male with an increasingly large inability to sustain any sort of female relationship. he constantly finds himself in situations where his options are to be a sk-nkhoe or grow up and act like an adult human being. there is no evidence that he has ever chosen the latter. he often claims that he just doesn’t have time or that he just can’t handle a relationship. (of course, this realization comes about after macking with the girl). you’d think at least have a little room, considering the size of that jock strap.
“so after he watched me watch him suck her face, he had the nerve to text me.”
“what the f-cking f-ck? what a f-ckwod.”
i.e; hayden harrington.
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