fuckyoulogy

a vitriolic eulogy in reverse given to mark the p-ssing of someone who’s death will not only not be mourned but is to be broadly welcomed. first coined by john oliver on the bugle podcast on 6th may 2011 on the occasion of the death of osama bin laden.
“(sings)shot in the eye, and you’re to blame, you give c–ts a bad name. this is not so much a tribute episode to bin laden as a special f-ckyoulogy to the big man..he’s gone from leader of the worlds tedious minority interest pressure group… the man commonly known as the rowdy saudi, terry the terrorist, the mighty douche, the tora bora law ignorer and the angry turnip..”
oratory or writing in honor of one recently deceased who will most certainly not be missed.
john oliver: this is not so much a tribute episode to bin laden as it is a special “f-ckyoulogy” to the big man.
a tribute segment for someone recently deceased who was utterly without merit and a truly horrible person. a satirical retrospective on the life and work of a m-ssive -rs-hole.

coined by john oliver, ‘daily show’ correspondant, on his podcast ‘the bugle’, in reference to the recent death of osama bin laden.
“this isn’t so much a tribute to bin laden, more of a f-ck-youlogy”
~john oliver, ‘the bugle’ podcast episode 152
also f-ckeulogy. the obituary of a prize c-nt. first used by renowned hollywood actor john oliver.
at the funeral of osama bin laden, the president gave a moving f-ckyoulogy, in which he commended bin laden’s soul into death’s sweet embrace, saying “he truly was the people’s pr-ck”.
an speech or article in criticism of a person with absolutely no redeeming qualities.

coined by the bugle as a way to describe the unflattering obituries that started appearing after the death of osama bin laden.
did you read that f-ckyoulogy in the sun about osama?
n. a combination of the cl-ssic expression of contempt – f-ck you – with the word eulogy. as a eulogy is a way of praising and commending the deceased, a f-ckyoulogy becomes the much sought-after antonym – a way of condemning the deceased.

essentially, a speech or statement about a dead person that does not ‘respect the dead’ in the cl-ssic sense, but rather realises that if, in life, the person was a complete and utter c-nt, being dead doesn’t change this about them; it simply provides the world with some relief from their douchiness.

v. f-ckyoulogise
a fitting f-ckyoulogy: osama bin laden was a right c-ck, and frankly i’m glad the b-st-rd’s dead.

i hated that guy; i’m not gonna eulogise him, i’m gonna f-ckyoulogise him.