fuctologizing
the state in which a person is constantly f-cking up and apologizing for it. only to do the same thing over again and having to apologize for it again. the process then goes into a terminal loop.
mojo may as well put that on tape and loop it. he’s forever f-cking up and apologizing over the same thing.
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