fudge packer

1) someone who indulges in -n-l s-x, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) a machine used by cadbury’s to put bars of fudge into boxes for distribution
3) the opperator of the above machine.
i’m a f-dg- p-ck-r, i pack fudge in boxes.

f-dg- p-ck-r
1.a term for a h-m-s-xual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male -n-l s-x. often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a h-m-s-xual male. also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, c-ke-sacker, sock-tucker.
clarence is a fudge-packer. he’d like to know if he can push in your stool.
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also called ef-pea (f.p.)

f-dg- p-ck-r, someone who packs fudge. not at the chocolate factory, well maybe at a kind of chocolate factory.

derogatory comment about being gay.
reference to someone who partic-p-tes in -n-l s-x.

was used alot in the 80’s, best example is from the movie “no apparent motive” starring charlie sheen, when the two cops discussing a murder that had occured at the “endzone”, a nightclub.

also called ef-pea (f.p.)
cop says to the other cop:
the endzone, not a bad name for a f-dg-p-ck-r bar.

i wouldn’t mind packinn his/her fudge!
one who possesses an instrument of penetration — either organic or synthetic / metallic — and proceeds to enter an -n-l orifice (n.b.: typically male to male, but male to female occ-ssionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on d-ld- or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. “having your sh-t pushed in”).

conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and “packing” said fudge would require a confined sp-ce and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. as well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into sp-ces beyond.
well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that i ever did see!

when gangstas be chillin’, dey be thinkin’ about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

to gay boy: ‘hey f-dg- p-ck-r !!’
to h-m-phobic redneck: ‘you get hard when yous be watchin’ deliverance!’
tom cruise is a f-dg- p-ck-r.
hey there mr. cruise i didn’t know you were a f-dg- p-ck-r?
one who enjoys trucking on the hershey highway
dude, have you been trucking again? my -ss hurts.
a man who likes to help w-lly wonka in ways the oompa loomas just can’t.
f-dg-p-ck-rs never make it on screen because they always come in the back door.

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