fudge packing gerbiller
a derogatory term to describe a h-m-s-xual male.
fudge packing refers to the act of -n-l s-x.
gerbilling is an odd practice of inserting a small rodent (mouse, often) into a condom which is then inserted into the -n-l cavity, where the dying convulsions of the poor animal are said to produce a pleasurable effect.
the term is derived from a combination of the two practices.
as heard on the train platform: “get outta the way, you fudge packing gerbiller!”
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