Fudge-Puckery
to tighten ones -n-s half way through an especially large t-rd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.
” h-llo. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery…”
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