Fudge Pudgins
a fudge pudgins is a person who is seemingly unaware of their environment and gives the appearance of being a tortfeasor at any given time. this is due to their innate ability to comprehend very little in respect to any form of social interactions and tends to drool a little bit when engaged in introductory conversations with members of both the same and opposite s-x. a visually defining characteristic of the so-call “fudge pudgins” is the round belly and stubby arms.
frank: hey, my name is frank, how’s it going?
fudge pudgins person: girglepoof… -drool-
frank: yeah… about that… -walks away quickly-
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